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Because I can’t succeed if I don’t try. Or something.

Ok, listen, I have a lot of factually dubious things to say about pizza and lycanthropy. If that isn’t enough for you, go read a blog about babies or cancer or something.

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  1. It’s like the book “The Borrowers” except that instead of borrowing your things, the tiny people incessantly feed you fritos and mozzarella sticks. Also, the tiny people are your hands.


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